Weird Shit

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Fake Moustaches

Get them here! These Fake Moustaches should be in every f***in drawer in your house if you plan to invite friends over for a “party” as young people nowadays would call it. No matter which era of this weird mankind we’re dealing with you want to represent, this fake moustaches collection can cover them all.(…)

Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

Get it here! If you feel like drinking some sh** every morning before going to the office, this toilet coffee mug might be the right choice for your desk!

Testicle Self Exam

Testicle Self Exam

Get it here! The Testicle Self Exam is THE gift for every health-aware man of today! Is there any better way to spend 114 USD than on a plastic scrotum that comes in a bag?

Canned Unicorn Meat

Canned Unicorn Meat

Get it here! If you cannot make it outside to hunt your own unicorns down at the Silver Plains, Canned Unicorn Meat is your choice for a breakfast giving you +2 Ability Power!